mfw i’m honest with my parents but still get in trouble
Sorry, yall. I have to do these in rare cases of extreme boredom.
- 1. First thing you wash in the shower?
- 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
- 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, I loves my Bobo:)
- 4. Do you plan outfits?
- 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
- 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
- 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
- 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
My boyfriend broke all the rules when he smoked inside our new apartment
- 9. Three of your current feelings?
Tired, bored, indifferent
- 10. What are you craving right now?
Nothing, I’m full
- 11. Turn ons?
- 12. Turn offs?
- 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Rubbing your genitalia and then wiping it in someone’s face while saying “CABBAGE!”
- 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Valentine’s day. I thought my boyfriend screwed me over but no his phone just died. long story
- 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
- 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
- 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it. What kind of savage bites ice cream?
- 18. Favorite movie ever?
- 19. Do you like yourself?
- 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I met a guy who looked like one and got his autograph lol
- 21. Could you handle being in the military?
Heck no. Too lazy. They’d hate me.
- 22. What are you listening to right now?
Our neighbors. It’s all I can hear.
- 23. How many countries have you visited?
- 24. Are your parents strict?
Yes and no..
- 25. Would you go sky diving?
HECK TO THE YES
- 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No, I’m too awkward
- 27. Whats on your mind right now?
I have to poop
- 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
To my best friend: We’ve had our ups and downs recently but I still love you:)
- 29. Have you ever been in a castle?
- 30. Do you rent movies often?
No. Jeez I’m only halfway done with this thing
- 31. Whats your zodiac sign?
- 32. When was the last time you had sex?
- 33. Name five facts about yourself.
I have to poop
I don’t want to poop
I only have to poop when I’ve just had a shower
I love cats
I hate rolls
- 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I was in a wreck once
- 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
- 36. Brown or white eggs?
What’s the difference?
- 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
- 38. Ever been on a train?
- 39. Ever been in love?
- 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
- 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? My boyfriend so I could see what man sex feels like
- 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
- 43. Whom do you admire and why?
My God I have to poop
- 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
I didn’t have one
- 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
If no one else is around who is more capable imma go in there for that poor kid
- 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
- 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
Maaan I can’t remember
- 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
One time my cousin stole my shirt and I went around topless for who knows how long getting ate up by mosquitos
- 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Yeah, and probably turn it in to somewhere or something. I’m not going to steal that much money, but I know others will
- 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Yeah. But we probably wouldn’t have as much physical contact
- 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
- 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
- 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
- 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
- 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
- 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
- 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
- 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
No. Ruler of the world: yes
- 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
- 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
That’s a hard one. It depends
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg
Oh my God I thought these were real until I read the description
(Source: likeafieldmouse, via skittlesdiangelo)
if your boyfriend pauses assassin’s creed to text you back, dump him because he clearly doesn’t care about the series enough and you dont need that kind of negativity in your life